Hold onto your hats, because this episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a wild ride from start to finish! Imagine choosing a rainy night on a pool chair over sharing a bed with a castmate—that’s Bronwyn’s reality this week, and it’s just the tip of the iceberg. But here’s where it gets controversial: Did Bronwyn overreact, or was her decision a justified escape from drama? Let’s dive in.
The episode kicks off with Bronwyn opting for a chilly night on the yacht’s deck rather than bunking with Britani. Even a 3 a.m. downpour couldn’t change her mind. Little did she know, her spot was perfectly positioned to overhear Britani and Lisa discussing her—specifically, Lisa revealing that Bronwyn had asked her to arrange a meeting between Gwen and her grandparents last season. Talk about awkward.
At breakfast, Bronwyn tries to charm her way into Mary’s room, but Mary shuts her down faster than you can say, ‘Two’s company, three’s a crowd.’ Was this the most delusional request in Bravo history? Mary certainly thought so, and she didn’t mince words. Meanwhile, Britani urges Bronwyn to rejoin their room, but Bronwyn isn’t having it, accusing Britani of inviting crew members into their shared space. The rumors about Captain Jason? Turns out he was just fixing the air conditioner—a classic Bravo twist. Lisa tries to clear the air, but Bronwyn isn’t buying it, especially after overhearing Lisa’s behind-the-scenes chatter.
And this is the part most people miss: Angie drops a bombshell, claiming Lisa told her off-camera that Todd was making out with one of her friends—while farting. Yes, you read that right. What’s with this show’s obsession with flatulence? Mary Cosby weighs in, hilariously questioning which part of the story is more devastating. Lisa admits to the farting tale but denies leaking info about Bronwyn’s court cases. So, is Lisa guilty of one scandal but innocent of another? The jury’s still out.
Bronwyn, meanwhile, is torn between staying calm (thanks, Todd’s advice) and snapping back (thanks, Angie). Is there a right way to handle Lisa’s provocations? Let us know in the comments!
Elsewhere, Lisa and Meredith discuss whether Meredith has been supportive enough this season. Mary stirs the pot, calling Meredith ‘boring’ and lacking a storyline. Meredith’s response? ‘I do a lot of very interesting things.’ Is Mary right, or is Meredith underrated? You decide.
Back on the boat, Bronwyn and Angie don inflatable costumes—because why not?—but disaster strikes when Angie’s seahorse getup gets her hand slammed in a door. Blood, tears, and a zombie-themed dinner later, Heather reveals the party’s theme is about digging up old feuds. Is this the most random Housewives theme yet? Weigh in below!
At dinner, Bronwyn shares that Todd and Gwen weren’t thrilled about the farting allegations, and Lisa apologizes, vowing to keep Bronwyn’s family off-limits. Is this genuine growth, or just damage control? Meanwhile, Britani steals the show by throwing up over the side of the boat, then immediately sipping tequila. Meredith’s reaction? ‘Why are you drinking tequila when you just threw up?’ Britani’s comeback? ‘’Cause I’m trying to feel better.’ Iconic.
The night escalates when Britani brings up a TikTok accusing Meredith’s husband, Seth, of having a mistress. Is this a low blow, or just another day in Housewives land? Britani claims she’s offering a ‘safe space,’ but Meredith isn’t buying it. Captain Jason, wisely, slips away unnoticed.
This episode is a masterclass in drama, humor, and unexpected twists. But here’s the real question: Who’s handling it all the best—and who’s just making waves? Let the debate begin!
